Subject: The five surgeons Author: bcweir as bcweir750 : member since January, 2006 : 4582 posts Posted on: 2008-08-18 14:26:06

Five surgeons from around the nation gathered to debate which types of people were easier to operate on.

The surgeon from New York spoke up first. "I just love operating on accountants. All the parts are numbered."

The surgeon from Chicago said, "Electricians are the easiest to operate on. All of the parts are color coded."

The surgeon from Dallas said "No, you're both wrong. Librarians are the easiest to operate on. All of the parts are in alphabetical order."

The surgeon from Los Angeles said "I just love operating on construction workers. Those guys always understand when there are parts left over."

Finally, the surgeon from Washington, D.C. shut them all up. "You're all wrong! Politicians are the easiest ones to work on! They have no heart, no brains, no guts, no balls, and the head and ass are interchangeable!"

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